Nipples and Nibbles...


"Feel free to pop round and say hi anytime, anytime at all" she said to me, fifteen minutes after we first met.

"But I don't even know your name”, I responded
"Paige.. Everyone calls me Paige, apart from ur aunt who still uses my old name” flashing her pearly whites at me.

She was 36 going on 20.. Own house, nice car, two kids, no man. Could easily have passed for a shorter/darker version of Myleene Klass. (if you looked closely)

I was 25, only been in this cold town for 3days, after dragging my 'ghana must go' in the rain, from Heathrow..

And I was already coming to terms with the fact that in a 'previous life', Shawn was originally Seun.. And Larry was originally Lanre.. And Paige was originally.. Yeah you catch my drift..

Anyways couple of weeks later..
She drives past me at a busstop.. screeches to a halt.

"Jump in, jump in, I’ll drop u. Where are you off to?
"Kings Cross .. Got a job interview, I'll get a bus there, appreciate it though” I said, inhaling the scent of burning rubber.
"Waiting for a bus in the cold can be a pain.. I'm not in a rush, no worries.” she said

Forty odd minutes later..
We're closing in on my test centre..
Car heating on..
She's talking about how I need to remix my C.V. 'experience-wise' in my job hunt..
I'm listening..

''So you really need to work on..'' she suddenly stops.. then, “you know what? Come over to mine when you're done and we'll take a look at your C.V, together, see if I can help in anyway..
"Oh.. okay.. will do, thanks.” I said as I reached for the door handle.
"Wait a sec..” reaching across me, for the glove compartment.


Whiff of perfume..

Nipples straining against shirt..

Top button undone.. Cleavage alert..!

She hands me a £20 note, “Get the underground back..
"Gee! Thanks. Appreciate it!
"Not a problem”, she says, patting my thigh and leaving it there for a few seconds and some..
"Try and make sure u come, I’ll be looking forward to seeing u
"Definitely,.. I'll definitely come” I said, feeling her warm hand through my trouser fabric..

Hopped out and walked away, while trying hard to remember a famous song by Fela..

You know the one, don't you..? The one where a cat sleeps and a mouse nibbles on it's tail..


...TBC...