Ok, so it’s dawned on me..
That there are a couple of bad things I have an uncanny ability to do well…
I'm talented like that..
*Warning*
I’m tagging everyone who decides to read this post, you’ll also have to name, one bad thing you’re really good at, in the comments..
If not... uhm.. read anyways :)
So these are my confessions..
~~~~Remembering surnames of ex's
My excuse back then was that, "the plan was to give her my surname in the first place, so there was no need to remember hers."
Well.. Up until this conversation ensued on a flight, when I bumped into an ex..
And I'd forgotten her first name..
"what's your name again sorry?"
"well considering we only dated for two years, I wouldn't expect you to remember" she replied sweetly.
So as a sharp lasgidi boy, I have since adopted a new mantra..
First chance I get, I ask.."So, you're now Mrs. what..?"
She'll either go, "Oh! I'm Mrs blah blah blah.."
Or say "I'm not married yet I'm still Miss blah blah blah.."
Works everytime..
~~~~I'm exceptionally good at bad driving
Before you enter my car say a prayer. .Not that I've ever had an accident thankfully and no that time I scratched a car while browsing the internet can't count.
But I'm just admittedly a bad driver..
I cut corners at speed..
Run red lights..
Undertake cars at will..
Text often..
Brake suddenly.. The list goes on and on..
The ironic thing is.. I calm down when it's not just me in a vehicle..
But still I hear the words.. "Heyyyy Rocccc slowww downnnn!!!"
~~~~And last but not..
I'm a bad CCL.. or should I say I'm a good CCl..?!
Dunno..
Can't think of the right word to use as a prefix..
You know what that a CCL means right..?
D'oh!
A Certified Cunning Linguist.
My cunning tongue speaks a few languages.. ;-)
*So go on then.. it's your turn!*