When celibacy calls..

Just a couple of random thoughts here..

Bored.. On a train home..

Never blogged on a Sunday..
Don't think I have anyways..
So breaking a meaningless unspoken rule..

Flabby & Loila - 'loosely based on true occurrences' a la Roc definition..
Real people, real situations..
But sequence & timing of events might differ in some cases.
Sometimes identities are protected.. And sometimes not.

Why are trains so noisy?
Can't someone come up with some electromagnetic technique?
Where trains just hover over the railtrack..
Using GPS or something to stay on course?

Ms. Shona didn't get my 'Kanye - Good life' gag on her last post. :(

Best philosophy for when celibacy calls?
Switch your phone off!
"Sorry bro, no network"

Thinking about having guest-bloggers on rocnaija..
On a monthly basis.. or something..
So if you're interested holla at your boy..

For early adapters with internet-enabled phones..
I’ve just re-upped a ‘RocNaija on your mobile’ link..
At the top of this homepage..
Quicker upload time for your iphones, pda’s and all that..

Uhm.. Just out of curiosity..
Can you get sore throat from cunninglin-kini?

A few good people seemed to misunderstand my penultimate post..
Waste of saliva.. As a critique of gossip sites like bossip & perez hilton..
Wasn’t the case..
They get paid to do it.. Can’t hate on their grind..

Got an email from some travel company in Asia..
Wanting to place ads on rocnaija..
I reckon I'll wait & hope LaSenza rings.. someday..

A friend wants an appreciation day after every birthday.
Says “one day just isn't enough.”
I think it's easier to just name the month after yourself, like this dude right here..
He even a month after his mom..

Does anyone believe in horoscopy, psychics, palm readers & all that bladderdash?
Here's what mine said in the londonpaper last week.

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And yes, the sole reason for mentioning that, is to alert you.
October sounds pretty boring, Roctober has a nice ring to it, no..?

Anyways some weeks back, Google wrote me a letter..

**Hmm.. this post is getting too long.. So, more on Google after the cut.**

Have a good week beautiful people!!